I’m on Day 18 of the 30 Day Bikram Challenge! I`m over the hump and feelin`good, I could go on forever but I won`t, don`t worry. This yoga fog can`t last. I`m neglecting my posts and my personal grooming. I think all that heat is breaking capillaries on my face at an accelerated rate and I can`t be bothered to put the slap on to cover them up. Also I am pretty much wearing the same thing everyday: England World Cup tshirt and I don`t even care if they win or lose. One thing I have been doing is redecorating my living room and if I do say so myself: It is kick-ass. Except for one thing. I need to hang the curtain brackets which means I need a man with a drill to help me. I have let my needs be known and yet no one has risen to the task. What happened to the benevolent universe granting wishes to people who bought the DVD of The Secret? Does the universe even know I exist? At least the universe knows my dog, Betty, exists. Yesterday she got a bone and then some.
The other day I was watching, captivated, a show on TLC called Extreme Poodles which is a whole other topic of conversation but made me look over at Betty and say, “Betty, when was the last time we updated your profile on Facebook?” So we logged on and lo and behold there was a message from the Toronto Beaches Dog Association (no I am not making it up, it exists, click here and check their website and you can `like`them on Facebook too). The Nutromax Dog Food Company are donating a couple of benches to the off leash dog park in Kew Gardens, the one at the beach by the Leuty Lifeguard Station. They were also giving out free samples AND the chance to win free dog food for a year! Talk about benevolence, match that *Universe*! So off we went yesterday morning to beach to get some Nutro action and a little excercise. One thing about Betty is that she is mostly a leash dog. Her legs are about as long as my thumb so she is always at a fast trot even when I am at a slow stroll. But an off leash park is a pretty fine thing. Did you know that the city of Toronto plants spies in bushes and unmarked cars to ticket dog owners who let their dogs off leash in undesignated areas? 250 smackaroos for the offending canine. Back before Betty, when I had those two wanderlusting Shiba Inus, I would had to pay a few hundred million dollars in fines. Penny and Cruise, they were fine dogs but with feral spirits. And not so fun hunting them down in the middle of winter pushing a double stroller. If the off leash park existed back then, they for sure would have found their way out. They are probably bolting around Heaven now, chasing squirrels and rolling in dead fish, bless their little hearts. Here are the currently alive dogs on their turf:
We had a fun morning. Betty made a few new friends and got some dog food sample (venison!) and a faux-bone she can chew that cleans her teeth. I’d like one of those, please. And! She won the grand prize: free dog food for a year! Thank you, Nutromax!