Stupid Lululemon. In my winter of discontent, I wore black yoga pants almost everyday…all covered in dog hair, with visible panty lines in a misguided attempt to cover up the camel toe. Initially I trusted them make me look cute at the gym but instead all they did was cradle my expanding girth. The irony, and oh, the humanity. But Spring has sprung, my leaky nostrils and quivering loins tell me so…and as you know through recent posts I have been Eating Better (except for the fry truck, gravy shot at CanTire,shhh) and I have been hula hooping, getting the old mojo pumped. Today I took a Pilates class for the first time and I liked it! I`ll keep up with it in the summer, there is no way I will wear Spanx in July. With the turn of the season, the age old question is what to wear? I am a Lady Of a Certain Age with the mentality of a 12 year old boy. Earlier this month at the One of a Kind Show, I bought a dress from Precocious. They make dresses out of old tshirts:
They even do custom work so you can wear your ex- boyfriend’s Ed Hardy tshirt mixed in with some other remnant, like the ubiquitis 3 Wolf Moon shirt from 2009….yes, I have one:
I can’t wait to see what couture they come up with this …www.precociouscouture.com and by appointment 416-895-8537.
Also at the One of a Kind Show was IF: Indivially Fashioned http://www.iftoronto.com/ with some very cool dresses that would appeal to women of all ages. This Sunday, April 18, there is a special sale at Praxis Gallery 1614 Queen St WEST (West!!! Go west this time, which is why it is a Field Trip), 3 blocks east of Roncasvailles, 11 am to 5 pm…sounds like fun and I hope to get there after the Sprockets Festival (see previous post).
Last Fall, I particularly liked Banana Republic for it Madmen theme …http://www.amctv.com/originals/madmen/ and duh, obviously I am Joan. For my Real Estate Lady outfits, I embraced saturated colours and pencils skirts. And Spanx, of course. But I’m going to soften things up this spring and shop in this store, Sweetings, on Queen Street East:
Here is Maria, the shop owner’s daughter with her favourite dress. There’s lots to choose from here and I love to support local clothing boutiques because they have unique pieces. Sweetings is at 1920 Queen St East, 2 blocks east of Woodbine http://www.sweetings.ca/ So If I am caught wearing yoga pants this summer, it is because I am to and from a Pilates class and didn’t have time to change, that’s my story for now.